The geniuses over at
Roast My Weenie(.com) deserve some sort of award. Before they existed, people grilled hot dogs and sausages right on the BBQ. But now, you don't have to do that. You can purchase a metallic man that stands lewdly on the grill. But that's not why these guys should win a medal. After they came up with their phallic roaster, one of them (most definitely the nerdy one) decided they should have a sure-fire winner with one that looked like
Cthulhu.
For those of you unfamiliar with this terrifying mythical God, please read up on your H.P. Lovecraft, one of my favorite writers of macabre science fiction. Sure it's not an exact likening and has a faint resemblance to The Punisher, but $35 for this puppy is sounding like a damn good deal right now.
The geniuses over at Roast My Weenie(.com) deserve some sort of award. Before they existed, people grilled hot dogs and sausages right on the BBQ. But now, you don't have to do that. You can purchase a metallic man that stands lewdly on the grill. But that's not why these guys should win a medal. After they came up with their phallic roaster, one of them (most definitely the nerdy one) decided they should have a sure-fire winner with one that looked like Cthulhu.
For those of you unfamiliar with this terrifying mythical God, please read up on your H.P. Lovecraft, one of my favorite writers of macabre science fiction. Sure it's not an exact likening and has a faint resemblance to The Punisher, but $35 for this puppy is sounding like a damn good deal right now.
1 comment:
u dare speak the name of the ancient god of the deep in print.....are u daft man or to u care little for your life?
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